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and you gave without taking

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and stopped me from shaking

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LOUD SNORING

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QUIET CLATTERING

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SHE SNORES

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CLATTERING

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Who's there?

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I have nothing of value.

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Mm. Seed...or rat droppings?

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As I thought.

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Rat droppings.

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Lola, I've got an infestation!

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Oh, no.

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Don't worry. The doctor can give you
a milkshake to kill their eggs.

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And the rest, you can pick out
your bumhole with tweezers.

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Eh?!

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That is the treatment
for infestation of worms.

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I've not got worms! It's a rat.

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In your bumhole?!

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No! In me house!

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How do I get rid of it?

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Well, I think you can get
a man round to kill the rat,

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but it can be very expensive.

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£100 at least.

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Oh, I can't afford that.

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Well, you can try doing it yourself

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by watching YouTube videos
and buying traps that don't work.

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Maybe you should visit the hardware
store at the bottom of the road.

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- That's a good idea.
- Uh-huh.

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How'd you know so much about worms?

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A... A friend had them.

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Ratata by Skrillex,
Missy Elliott, and Mr Oizo

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that's to like.

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DING!

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Got a rat.

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I can't help you with that.

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For that, you need pest control.

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It's completely different
companies than this one.

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How can I help you?

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- Weren't you on the...?
- It's for tax purposes.

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- How can I help you?
- I've got a rat.

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I can do a home visit.

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£200 plus VAT.

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200 quid?! It's a rat,
not an anaconda.

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Then you can use
this expandable foam.

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Fill all the holes in your home
with this one,

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so rat cannot enter
into your property.

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- How much is this?
- It's 5.99 plus VAT.

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Yeah, I'll take a couple.
Don't want to leave any gaps for it.

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from Place Dauphine

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looks bad

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are full of brooms

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Yeah. The man in the shop told me
to fill all the gaps in the house.

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What time is Celebrity
Round The World Race on?

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But I'm a bit worried
because I think I've used too much

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and I can't get into
the bathroom now.

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- It really expands a lot.
- It's on now. Bye, Mandy.

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Father and son,
living it up in the Amazon.

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Oh!

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QUIET SQUEAKING

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Jeremy and I were
really ready for an adventure.

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I want to eat, pray, love
the hell out of...

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JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS

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It's all right.

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They'll never make it to Helsinki
by 6 o'clock, will they?

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RAT CHITTERS

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Do you want some of this?

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Come to get my money back on this.
I only needed the one.

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It expands a lot, doesn't it?

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I had to tunnel me way out
the front door with a teaspoon.

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- Did it get rid of rats?
- No.

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Spent the evening watching
Race Around The World with it.

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I quite like it.
I think I'll keep it.

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You can't keep the rat.

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They spread diseases
like Black Death and HIV positive.

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In that case, you need
this rat poison.

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Rat will eat it and will just go...

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5.99 plus VAT.

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Oh, I couldn't kill it.

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Not before the series finale.

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In that case, you need this.

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Human trap? What good is that?
I don't want to trap a human.

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- Doesn't look big enough.
- Not human. It's humane.

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It doesn't kill the rat

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so you have to take it about
two miles away from your house,

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otherwise it finds its way back.

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What, has it got sat nav,
or something?

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I'll take it.

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Listen, Ratty,
I know you can hear me.

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I'm really sorry,
but you're going to have to leave.

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We can either do this
the easy way or the hard way.

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The easy way,

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you walk into this trap,

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eat the peanut butter,

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and then I take you two miles away.

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The hard way,

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you do not want to know about.

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Oh! Well done, Ratty!

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Aww.

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You've reached
the voicemail of...

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Lola Okinedo Akimbo.

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Please leave a message.

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BEEP

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Hiya, Lola. It's Mandy.
Ey, I've caught that rat.

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I have to take it two miles away,
though.

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So you couldn't give me a lift,
could you?

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Otherwise, I'll have to get the bus.

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RAT CHITTERS

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Aww.

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I can't leave you in there.

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Come on.

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This the kind of, this the kind of

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This the kind of, this the kind of

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failure

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failure

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failure

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Two miles away, please.

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You ain't got a rat in there,
have you?

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No.

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Good. I hate rats.

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Get off, you bloody pervert!

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RAT SQUEAKS

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Oh.

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God, me rat's gone.

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Not me rat. My keys!
I've lost my keys.

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Ah! It's a rat!

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- Where?
- Ah! Ah!

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Oh, my God, the driver's fainted!

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Stop it! Stop the bus!

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I don't know how!

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I haven't even done my theory yet.

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The brake. Press the brake!

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Which one's the brake?

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It's the pedal on the floor.

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Not that one!
That's the accelerator.

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The brake's the other one.

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Brake! Hit the brake!

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I can't! My rat's under this pedal.

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If I press the brake,
I'll kill the rat.

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If you don't, we'll all die.

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Yeah, but I don't know any of you.

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And I've made friends with this rat.

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We watch Race Around The World
together.

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HORN HONKS

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It looks like we've got company.

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Mandy!

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HORN HONKS

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Mandy!

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Mandy!

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Lola!

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Open the door!

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Drive straight. Stay in this lane.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, my God!

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Ah!

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As soon as I got your call,
I knew you would need my help.

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Thank God you're here, Lola.

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Where is the rat?

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He's underneath the pedal.
That's why I can't slow down.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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please remain calm.

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My name is Lola Okinedo Akimbo,

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and I am here to
deal with the situation.

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- We will deal with the rat shortly.
- Who are you?

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Are you police or MI5?

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No. I'm a fully qualified
nail technician.

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Although I cannot operate
in the Channel Islands

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due to an ongoing court case.

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Don't worry about the rat, Lola.

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We've got bigger problems.

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- What is it?
- The bridge is down.

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What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?!

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There's no time to remove the rat.

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You'll have to speed up.

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Foot down hard on the accelerator,
Mandy.

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Floor it! Floor it, Mandy.

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Do you go to the big Asda?

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Not now!

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- You need the 276 for the big Asda.
- Oh.

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- Or you could take the number 19 and
then cross over on the bridge.
- Ah.

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Hold on!

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Faster!

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Hold on, everyone.

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Keep it steady.

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I can't look!

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THEY SCREAM

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THEY ALL YELL

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Oh, God!

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Oh! Oh...

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Are you OK, Mandy?

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Yeah. I'm all right.

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Is everybody OK?

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We made it!

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PASSENGERS CHEER

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Hooray!

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Lola, you're the best.

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Thank you.

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I was the one doing the driving.

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Keep your eye on the road, Mandy,
while I deal with this little one.

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Got him! You can stop now, Mandy.

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This must be two miles away.

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Let me take over the driving now.

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You're not coming, Lol?

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Someone has to get this baby
back to the depot.

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You're on your own now, Mandy.

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Good luck.

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RAT SQUEAKS

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Are you sure this is two miles away?

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Exactly two miles.

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Better let it go, then.

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You know, I never thought we'd
get one in these humane traps.

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RAT SQUEAKS

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Go. Come on, go, go, go.

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you don't talk, you shout

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they will shut you up

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That's what I'm gonna do.